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Listenthisriotsucks: Green Day’s lovely cover of Eye...
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WatchWatch
odeblu: nerdaliztix: bitmaptoastie: suddenlywhaledicks: falcuntpunch: What did I even just WATCH you watched something amazing my frend I like how you can see the guy in the background on both ones.  I guess this is the only cool way to use these programs
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October 2011
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Why being a girl isn't working out for me:
Body: Oh, guess what time of the month it is!
Me: Please, god, no--
Ovaries: ALL SYSTEMS GOOOOOOOO!!!
Brain: I quit. i quit. kittens and cupcakes and no one loves me. oh my god salty snacks i am furious
Me: Please, guys, calm down--
Face: TIME TO RUIN EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER LIKED ABOUT ME. I'M GROWING MOUNTAINS, BITCHES.
Brain: And now I'm ugly! shbdksdnksbn
Torso: Time to practice labor. cramp this bitch up. GO GO GO GO GO GO
Me: STOP IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
Stomach: lol clothes cant fit you anymore. you are bloated. you are now a balloooooooon!
Me: I hate you all
Brain: I KNOW EVERYONE HATES ME I AM SO DEPRESSED. we need to procreate.
Face: Lol, i'm not done yet.
Uterus: what did i ever do to deserve this?
Brain: you just wait uterus. they're going to make you hold a baby for like 9 months straight.
Uterus: You mother fuckers.
Torso: CONTRACT!
Me: I quit being female, I am now a llama.
Brain: Me gusta.
Oct 29th
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WatchWatch
designedinteriors: See what a group of engineers did to encourage people to use the stairs in Stockholm. This makes me so happy for some reason.
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September 2011
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"Are we taking the prank too far?" "Nah, send in...
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Waking up early for school/work/uni/etc.
marielikestodraw: abitaddicted: doseofheroin: Expectations:  6am Reality: 6am 6.30am 7am 7.30am Every. Single. Day. Without a fault. THIS.
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August 2011
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bradofarrell: perfectdiva94: i’m fucking crying ASIAN BABIES. BAZIANS? ABIES?
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January 2011
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"Michael Jackson rarely cursed in public; but when...
hanatamofo: anotnio: aloistrantomhive: kittycatspwnyou: justdance4ever: yoursmileglows: thatbieberdream: beliebinginthebiebs: sailingbytheocean: smilealltheywant: pleasedontbreakit: mondayeyes: jocelynhartman: nicholebeliebs: whaddupitsruchelle: fogivendforget: iswearthesaintsmiled: legend. (via electronoise)
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I just had a thought.
closetmind: -blowmyspeakersup: You know when you walk in a room and you just forget why you went in there? What if life was like a game of sims? And someone just deletes the action you were about to do?
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December 2010
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Listenyerawizardharry: Miley Cyrus: Rumor has it...
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Hyperbole and a Half →
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